Paint

Most of the time I'm sorta lazy to bother with my physical appearance which explains the messy hair, the horribly boring outfit of shorts, t shirts and flip flops, and the plain face. Occasionally, I'll put on some eye make up stuff (eyeshadow, mascara) but that's it. I'm too lazy to put on the foundation, or powder my face to make it look flawless, or some blusher to make my cheeks glow (or whatever). I have no idea how these things work anyway, so the only time I'll probably go all the way is if someone does it for me.

So me being a semi make up virgin, I just can't fathom why on earth do girls (and most of the time they're Chinese btw) like to paint their faces with layers and layers of shit, and even use fake eyelashes when all they do is hang out at the kedai kopi? Seriously, you have that much time to waste just so you can look like a sick, scary, China doll? It's a coffee shop, not The Rocky Horror Picture Show!