Cakap cakap rojak

I've met a handful of people in KL who have lived in Malaysia THEIR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE but have this really weird accent when they speak English, it's like a mix of Australian - American pronunciation, which also happens to change when they speak to other people who happen to come from western countries.

Hmmm.

What a bunch of losers, haha.

Kena tangkap

I hate biatches who can't dance, who swing their arms to and fro as if they were monkeys jumping from tree to tree, biatches who insist on waving their lighted cigs on the dance floor, and people who walk across the dance floor because they think it's the damn short cut. THIS IS NOT A PAVEMENT!

And I really don't like your ass abusing my back (or legs if you're too short).

back off, bitch!!